it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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