It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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