is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
