But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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