at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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