I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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