Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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