he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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