Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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