You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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