I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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