The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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