My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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