It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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