what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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