You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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