i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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