shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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