i barfeds in our rink
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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