Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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