We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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