This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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