you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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