If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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