WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Swine flu is the new snow day.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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