i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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