508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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