So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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