so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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