Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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