when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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