Buhtt sex?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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