i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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