They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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