You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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