It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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