we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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