"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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