She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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