doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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