It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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