yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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