Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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