Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
