oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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