Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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