I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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