North Korea, Best Korea!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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