thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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