So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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